Mind your language

Here are some great new translation tools...

(1) to turn English into 'Scottish':
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scottish-translator.asp

(2) to turn English into 'Oirish':
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/irish-translator.asp

(3) to turn English into 'Geordie':
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/geordie-translator.asp

(4) to turn English into 'Jolly good English':
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/posh-translator.asp